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So how authoritative is the voice you're using to proclaim your message?

I certainly hope you've given some thought to how you're going to convince all those potential new customers to come buy what you're selling. Or at least realize you need a convincing voice to do the persuading.

Why not let the convincing voice that belongs to the handsome poluka below and to the left do the persuading? He'll even you let take his stuff out for a spin: Pop some popcorn then navigate over to the production page and listen to what he's done to, er, for other people. After that, you'll happily pay his asking price.

— Pete Presnal

Yeah, but it's a really cool demo

Awright, I know. This looks like yet another Website from some egomaniacal yahoo trying to prove how good a voice over and audio production guy he is. But you know what? Every once in a while, you run across somebody who's actually pretty darn good. Happily, this is one of those times.

Okay, I'm willing to cop to the egomaniacal yahoo thing, but, c'mon! There's everything a great Website from some egomaniacal-yahoo-trying-to-prove-how-good-a-voice-over-and-audio-production-guy-he-is should have: laughs, drama, music, sound effects, HTML and Java. In fact, take a listen to the voice demo below. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll become part of you. It'll only take a minute, fifty-seven (2:01 if you count the fade). I'll stare pensively into the middle distance until you're done...

(If your browser doesn't display a player, download the demo here.)

...So? Wha'd I tell you? Much better than Cats! You'll listen again and again. Or at least until your order arrives in your in-box.

And you know what else is even more cooler-er? You can listen to the whole productions and more here! Isn't that slicker'n bald tires on a wet road?

Socratic Duck Creative Services

So how authoritative is the voice you're using to proclaim your message?

Yeah, but it's a really cool demo